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My gripe!

Thursday, July 06, 2006

If You Must...........

............be a city dweller and still insist on driving around in what’s virtually classified as HGV, then please, for the love of all things righteous, LEARN TO DRIVE the damn thing.

Yes, you are too big to park in small spaces. Should have though of that when you purchased the environmentalists-nightmare beast. And no, you are NOT a contender for the monster truck derby (though your driving skills would sometimes lead one to believe you were in training).

So, if you are one of those that doesn't even know the approximate dimensions of their vehicle (that’s also thick as 4x4, btw), then, please, get a driver.

For the rest of you, experiment with a more respectable and appropriately sized means of transport that doesn’t require bull bars (for that common problem of urban herd…). Lunch boxes and riding boots don’t take up that much space, you know!

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